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LOVE -


TAGS: red eye tear 2 meanings
Rating: 4.65/5

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motinet - November 24, 2014, 7:11 pm

(ADMIN EDIT) This comment has been DELETED in violation of site rules. Keep it civil or you will be banned. This is a warning.
oldthrashbar - April 18, 2013, 9:39 pm
I've actually read and learned from personal experience that more often than not.. its the other way around.
robbidos - December 11, 2012, 1:27 am
very well done
mariand - August 18, 2011, 3:32 pm
well done...


CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW -


TAGS: when did shiver me timbers become a pick up line raising mast walking the plank all have new and disturbing meanings
Rating: 3.75/5

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TED - March 19, 2010, 3:20 pm
WELL, you are wearing mascara!?


WINNING - If somebody spits on your back, ignore it. It only means that you're ahead. -Confucian


TAGS: confucian wise many meanings confucian
Rating: 4.21/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 3, 2013, 12:41 pm
This is an awesome confucius saying. 5 wise lions.
the1stCOMMI3 - April 7, 2011, 11:00 am
Confucian, Confucious, you know who i'm talking about
Derek - April 6, 2011, 7:15 pm
Confucian != Confucius? Confusing.


Pole Dancing -


TAGS: pole dancing elderly meanings
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - August 24, 2013, 11:30 am
Crotchety!!! A gentleman never asks and a lady never tells! So...guess you'll never know...teehee.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 23, 2013, 12:08 pm
So I'm guessing, Priss, by your motifakes you're... between 50 and 55? (Serious question - no troll. My wife is astounded at my age guessing gift; wondering if it works over the internet)
maoworks2 - August 23, 2013, 7:46 am
That Looks Handy I Want One.
MissPriss - August 23, 2013, 1:25 am
Thanks for the 5L and for not making me share it with Mr. Gary!
MissPriss - August 23, 2013, 1:24 am
Mr. Gary!!! Bahaha!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 23, 2013, 12:09 am
5L Priss, and 5L for GaryO's comment. lol!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 23, 2013, 12:08 am
ROFLMAO!
GaryO - August 22, 2013, 7:28 pm
HOOOOAAH! Either I’m gettin’ excited or my stool softener is kickin’ in.


Say What? -




Chubbies -


TAGS: vintage ads kids overweight meanings
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - June 28, 2013, 12:51 pm
Bahaha! Well thanks for the chat either way.
falloutghoul - June 27, 2013, 7:32 pm
Nooo, I'm afraid I'll scare off the childrens.
MissPriss - June 27, 2013, 5:15 pm
Ohhh fallout...you can't leave me hanging like that! Spit it out...teehee.
falloutghoul - June 25, 2013, 8:54 am
Weird, I thought they meanth something else....nevermind.


I Said... -


TAGS: women words meanings
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - January 3, 2014, 11:57 am
Yep... when I want to tell a man what to do, where to go or anything else, no p****footin' around! From one gal to another thanks for the 5ers.
lgvernon - January 3, 2014, 11:46 am

Oh, I dunno, Prissy. I expect you're as plainspoken as I am. I usually cut straight to the chase. Same with 'fine', which translates to STFU. I washed out of charm school. 5LLLLL


Be Afraid -




Go Ahead Make Her Day -


TAGS: women words phrases meanings
Rating: 4.92/5

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MissPriss - January 3, 2014, 1:49 am
Glad to hear it...feeling so outnumbered with all you guys and really need a few gals to view them...teehee.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - January 2, 2014, 11:27 am
Loved the series, and so did my wife! Lol


Fine! -




Twisted Words -


TAGS: play on words meanings farmers fields cows bulls
Rating: 4.64/5

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MissPriss - April 12, 2014, 9:56 pm
Take his wife...seriously?
Bandit5906 - April 12, 2014, 7:32 pm
Ouch! Rodney Dangerfield?


When I was your age -




M-249 SAW vs Sawbuck -




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